Three boys are in a school yard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a poem, and they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a song, and they give him $100."

The third boys says, "I got you both beat! My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon....and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

O.K. , But don't repeat this to any one! O.K.?
I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses, and I can not walk through the door and window section of LOWS with out "Test Knocking" at least 1/2 the doors! love bugsie!

A boy(catholic) and a girl (protesant) were walking home from chruch together when they say the road had been flooded. Not wanting to ruin their sunday bests they took off their clothes to cross the flooded area. When the boy got hom his elderly grandmother asked him what he learned in church. They boy replied, the difference between Catholics and Prodestants

I like that one. I'll have to remeber it.

JOKE:

On a street side by side are a Synagogue, a Catholic Cathedral and a Unitarian Church. All three buildings catch on fire at once.

The rabbi runs in to the synagogue and saves the scrolls of the Torah....

The Catholic priest dashes into the cathedral and saves the crucifix...

The Unitarian pastor runs into her church and saves the coffee maker and the xerox machine.....

(I tried)
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HAHAHA. That is so true.