improvement store to pick up a guy? My friend will be turning 30 soon, she just recently purchased her own home, and is still single. As a joke I would like to provide her with the top 30 pick up lines to use at Menards. What are the best ones you have heard?

Some examples that I already have are:
* I’m looking to get nailed, Ooops I mean nails, can you help me?
* Got wood?
* Could you please show me where to find the studs?

Is it to far to walk to where the hammers are? If it is could you drive me home?

Oooooh my god, i used to work at a Lowe's(home improvement store) and i had every one of those used on me; god i laughed hard at all three brought back good memories. Some other ones were:

- "Excuse me sir but where are the screw....oh drivers"
- "I want that one thats high up there...wanna reach around and get it?"
- "Is this easy to install? I'm a easy kind of girl"
- One time i was riding one of the fork-lifts back into the store and this girl asked me "How much do the fork-lifts get payed, id be interested in that job"

Usually it was just young girls that would run away giggling, i always thought it was funny; i cant remember any more but i will get back to you if i remember some. The majority were telling me to put it "right there" or "nice and slow". I hope you and your friend have fun great idea, i would have definitely gave a girl a chance that was my age if she had used one on me. Good Luck!

I'm looking for a good screwdriver... I need some tools too.

I need help finding some 1/2inch tight nipples. (plumbing)

Can you show me some exotic hardwood?

I;ve got a socket if you've got a wrench!

Wanna check out the rope and chain section with me?

I'm looking for a long section of rigid conduit.

never pick up a guy too obviously.

just asked them to assist you, such as where and which product you should use? it can start conversation without too much of flirting. after the help, just say thank you. if he is interested in you, he will be around you. very simple.

*where are your nuts?......bolts?
*i want to get hammered..ooops... a hammer...
*if a person wanted to bed a pipe... where could she do that?
*"I went to (insert other home improvement store here), but i was better than all the hose there."
*How do I know what kind of pipe I'll like until I've tried them all?
*I'm looking for a certain lubricant that i can use on a long hose....

" i've got a belt ....... sander ( pause is essential ) ....... ( again ) that i need checked out at home ! ( smile seductively )