Donald Trumps Hair - Top 10 Uses
I know Donald Trump is an inspiration to many real estate and business people but what is going on with his hair. I mean if I was worth that much money I would have the best rug money could buy. That crop that sprouts from his head looks like it might just survive man kind. Does anyone know if it is real hair or what? Are his friends afraid to to tell him? It's a mystery that needs to be solved, there might be global warming implications or who knows what. In fact if I could get enough of that stuff I might just like to put some in my roof to save on energy costs. If it burns then I could take it camping. I am pretty sure it would float so my kids might like some as a pool toy. Now my pet dog needs a new bed but I am pretty sure he would run away from it. Maybe it's kevlar and can stop a round from a 45? Perhaps if you fell out of your chopper and landed on it from 5000 feet you might live? Does it come off so you can kick it around if a deal goes bad? I should stop here - but I am pretty sure there are other uses.
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